MAC Employees just happen to be the most condescending and rude workers ever. If you're under the age of 20, they automatically assume you have no clue what you're doing, have no money, and are stealing the products. Even if you're whole face is beat to the gods, they never seem to actually give you the time of day they show to the 50 year old women browsing the store. Most of the time, their makeup is way too intense and you probably could do better yourself.

the act of texting people while you are pooping