May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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M.U.P.A is a term that stands for”Mans Upper Penis Area” this term was coined by Jack Patillo on off topic #128
by ItzCheapLuck April 16, 2020
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The next step up after (FUPA). Massive Upper Pubic Area. Area below belly and above penis or vagina on an obese person that creates the illusion of a second stomach and prevents them from seeing their own sex organs.
by Your Sisters Ass September 17, 2004
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Muscled Upper Pubic Area. Essentially the opposite of FUPA, common in male and female body builders, and dudes who do a lot of lower ab exercises.
by dontdoit-itsnotworthit July 24, 2009
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Stands for Moore United Party of America, a party for all the morons who think all Michael Moore's works portray great "facts."
by michael-moore-is-fat-pig November 12, 2004
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Woman completely incompetent of leading a theatre. Signs of the mupa are but no limited to:
1. Lack of food in general vicinity.
2. Perm solution smell lingering.
3. Terrible theatrical productions.
4. Earthquakes.
5. Water resonating like that in the movie 'Jurassic Park' as the T-Rex is walking.
1. Lack of food in general vicinity.
2. Perm solution smell lingering.
3. Terrible theatrical productions.
4. Earthquakes.
5. Water resonating like that in the movie 'Jurassic Park' as the T-Rex is walking.
1. "Where'd my drink go?" MMMUUPPAAA!!!! RUN!!!!
2. "Why is everyone's hair curling and why is there this strange chemical smell drifting around?" MMMMUUUPPPPAAAA!!!!! RUN!!!!
3. "Wow. That play really sucked. They need to get their shit together." "Oh, its cuz they have a Mupa directing... RUN!!!"
4. Why is the ground shaking? MUPA!!!!!! RUN!!!!!
5. See number four
2. "Why is everyone's hair curling and why is there this strange chemical smell drifting around?" MMMMUUUPPPPAAAA!!!!! RUN!!!!
3. "Wow. That play really sucked. They need to get their shit together." "Oh, its cuz they have a Mupa directing... RUN!!!"
4. Why is the ground shaking? MUPA!!!!!! RUN!!!!!
5. See number four
by PeaceLoveOtterFluff August 03, 2008