Micro penis investigation

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

Marriage Proposal Index. A simple statistic ranking your ability or plausibility of getting married. You get points for all sorts of things, based on your culture. In America, its probably mostly due to money and/or fame. In other places, social status. Sometimes based on profession (doctors can get married easily).

a group of besties that will be inseparable

(Mahika, Polina, and Isabel

Mandatory penis inspection

Simple coding language commonly used on MUCKs (see second definition of MUCK). It is an acronym, standing for "Message Parsing Interpreter."