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Mom I'd fuck. Precursor, and more concise form of, the term MILF that was around long before the movie American Pie
Even though matt's mom is sixty, she is still a MIF
by Augie50 July 13, 2006
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How often do you think a milf becomes a mif?
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momma's imaginary friend. that guy that your mother is either with or seeing that no one in the family likes and/or wants to deal with. he may even try to act like you are his kids or he is your daddy.
Has MIF whispered in the wind today?
Have you heard about MIF?
by bluejai March 18, 2009
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Acronym, Short for 'Man I Fucking Swear'.

Typically used at the start of a conversation to express frustration. When applicable, can be in spoken language or written in letters or messages. MIS can also be used for a more family friendly application, or when the context is not as upsetting.
Bro 1 : "MIFS this girl is playing games with me, she invited me round for some action, but all we did was play Call Of Duty.

Bro 2 "That sucks man, in other news, I got laid seventy three times last night and I'm exhausted, so I'm going to go to bed.
by infadibulum August 11, 2018
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