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When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.
"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"
by r@nd0m April 11, 2012
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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sex position where the sexual partners make an m. the boy does a back bend and she stands over him with her hands on the ground in front of her. together, they form as one and make an m. to increase the kinkyness, switch places.
Kye: Hey babe, lets make things interesting and try the mjob.

Cynthia: What is a mjob?

Kye: It is when we form as one during sex and make an m.

Cynthia: Oh yeah, Kim and Meaghan were telling me about that the other day. Let's do it.
by kfugs April 09, 2012
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