The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Ever. She is beautiful and loving; the kind of girl any guy would die for. She might be stubborn sometimes, but she is there for anyone anytime. She blessed in all the right places. Need I say more. Can I say more? Yes, but there arent enough words to describe how wonderful she is. If you meet one, consider yourself lucky, because God only makes a handful of Lynzee's. Love her and she'll love you like no one else will. Now.. any questions?

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A lying whore who will most likely cheat on you on a trip to France.