Infamous user on HF. Owner of elmoware.
6ft unlike zeus (5’4 *coughs*).

the act of texting people while you are pooping

The best friend you will ever have. He is brilliant, strategic, and a lethal enemy, but has a heart of gold. He treasures the people he loves with utter selflessness and would do anything for the few people who have the sensitivity to understand and admire him. He is often misunderstood and prefers to be alone, but he is a hopeless romantic at heart. There is no limit to his talent and he will never cease to surprise and amaze you. If you are lucky enough to meet and befriend a Lynx, don't ever let him go.

A text based internet web browser.

Deoderant thats been in English speaking countries since the 90's and just made it to America in the Naughties labled Axe,

Warning Wearing too much of it will make everybody in the room vomit or pass out especially if its a real bad scent.

A feline that is normally grey or brown, has faded spots, and black tufted ears.

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural lynx or lynx·es
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, from Greek; akin to Old English lox lynx and probably to Greek leukos white -- more at LIGHT
Date: 14th century
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in the 50s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. The term's urban use began pejoratively, and has thus far remained pejorative. Often among a group of inebriated friends the most inebriated is selected and encouraged to approach the lynx, to the glee of all those who witness the regrettable event.
Related terms: cougar puma