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An amazing person who starts your day off right. He never gets on your nerves and is adorable
Oh my god is that Lyndon!?
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by Death is awesome October 24, 2019
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A beautiful girl who is so lovable. She lights up the room with her adorable grin and you can just get lost in her gorgeous eyes.
Wow she's drop dead beautiful she must be a Lyndon
by PUPPIESAREGOALS!! January 19, 2017
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Lyndon is a currymuncher who lives in his mums basement watching hentai all day and all night.
by Blaxxk October 23, 2016
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Lyndon is a sexy big black man who doesn't even have to say a single word to the ladies, sometimes he'll walk into a room and 3 girls are immediately sucking his cock the second he opens the door. You also need like 7 girls to take up his whole 28-inch long schlong Big Black Cock.
Hottest girl in school who's totally not underage: OMG That big black man with a 28-inch Big Black Cock is such a Lyndon.
Hottest guy in school NO HOMO: Fuck yeah he is.
by BigBlackCoooock March 16, 2021
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On April 26th everyone named Lyndon can skip anything like work or school
I skipped school on April 26th because my name is Lyndon
by Schnaare April 26, 2021
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The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.
Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable
by Bigcocknballz September 01, 2021
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