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joke stealer becomes Lynchism
socially rejected becomes Lynchism
A.Stealing Jokes
B.Socially Rejected

A. Lynchism can refer to the stealing of other people’s jokes or comedy skits. Usually repeated poorly and/or the joke is retold incorrectly

B. Lynchism can also refer to your friends “Lynching” you from the friend group, resulting in being socially rejected
A. “The joke Jimmy Fallon told was funny, I’ll tell my date the joke tomorrow”
“No John that’s lynchism, she’ll reject you”

B. “Kate was being a totally bitch so we dropped her from the friend group.”
Lynchism? Isn’t that a bit extreme?”
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by belleontheradio July 08, 2019
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
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Nonsense word or phrase brought about by confusion in the brain. Meaning one word but saying another.
1. Saying "It's in the glove department" when you mean glove compartment.Lynchism
2. Writing Cemetery Road when you mean Seminary Road.Lynchism
3. Saying Jack when you really mean Smurf!Lynchism
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