A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 03, 2014
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An alcoholic that is covered in dried cum and tears perpetually.
I hate going to Downtown, there's always a bunch of Tommy Ly there.
by Perpetualism October 11, 2019
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A drunken alcoholic covered in dry cum and tears.
I hate going to downtown, there's always a bunch of Tommy Ly there
by Perpetualism October 11, 2019
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A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.
Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.
by Cj_3@$+o8 February 16, 2011
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Collective delusionary group think utilized to achieve optimal results for the message carrier, often leveraged by professional sales teams to confuse or disorient a prospective buyer.
Organizational lying is a standard practice by our pre-sales team, where they prepare an exchange of questions and answers that imply our products have functions that they do not.
by BalancedHeads February 28, 2012
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Often used with holy cow or holy shit but in a more serious or funny way depending on the delivery it’s given.
by VolkswagenMaster6 May 29, 2020
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