The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic
Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now
(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now
(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)
by TMK2 December 19, 2011
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An online tone indicator/tone tag created mainly to help neurodivergent people, but also to avoid confusion in general. Stands for "lyrics", and can be used after you quote lyrics in a song so that people who don't realize you're quoting a song don't get confused and think you're talking normally and get concerned or confused. It's more useful than you'd think, especially with tweets, online statuses, bios, Instagram captions, etc.
Also known as /l or /lyrics.
Also known as /l or /lyrics.
Without the tone indicator:
"Two trucks having sex."
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Oh, sorry- Two trucks having sex. /ly"
"Still weird, but at least I know it's from a song and isn't just you saying weird shit."
"Two trucks having sex."
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Oh, sorry- Two trucks having sex. /ly"
"Still weird, but at least I know it's from a song and isn't just you saying weird shit."
by xthorn November 23, 2020
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Teen Wolf
Sheriff Stilinski: "So you lied to me?"
Stiles Stilinski : "That depends on how you define lying."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Reclining your body in a horizontal position."
Sheriff Stilinski: "So you lied to me?"
Stiles Stilinski : "That depends on how you define lying."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Reclining your body in a horizontal position."
by LiteralHumanTrash August 12, 2016
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xXradxchickXx: bla bla bla
bAbYbLuAnGeL19283: omg i g2g
xXradxchickXx: ok bai bai
bAbYbLuAnGeL19283: l8r, ly
bAbYbLuAnGeL19283: omg i g2g
xXradxchickXx: ok bai bai
bAbYbLuAnGeL19283: l8r, ly
by DMSO November 14, 2005
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Woman: You are the most handsome man I ever knew.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
by suildur September 29, 2010
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by smashdummies January 24, 2014
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