Lai-djunn n.

One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.

(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').

Abbreviation for:

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK

An evil spirit meant to torment the mother by existing. Mothers frequently fear to let Lydons go to school, because they will torment the students as well. Lydons frequently come in pairs. One of them is evil, the other doesn't suck as much. You will know them by their mating call, "JOSE, WE GOTTA GO!" On a related note, they frequently engage in incest. On another note, they both have tism about 110% of the time.

Full of energy. Love attention and loves being around loved ones. Your name of Lydon creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas.

You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it.

Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become somewhat "know it all" in your attitude.