Lurpz

Oral stimulation of the penis

New Latin lurpus-, luratio, from Latin lurare, lurpare, literally, to suck — more at feminine
First Known Use: circa 2009 AD

Due to Julien's prominent foreskin, giving the lurpz was quite difficult. On the bright side, I found a jelly bean.

by Bemorestupider September 1, 2010

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The act of a meth addict searching for anything he/she can sell or trade for meth. Usually occuring during the hours of 12am and 4am. .

I went lurping for copper to sell to get a teener.

by left apachejunction July 12, 2006

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A person (usually high on meth) who rummages through your belongings and steals some random, insignificant object like nail clippers or a pocketknife. Lurpers won't steal your stereo or television. They'll take your razor or cologne.

I told her not to bring that little lurper over here. Last time she took my pocketknife and all the q-tips!

by livesanuk April 22, 2008

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One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

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The third most retarded person on Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboy. Voted the single biggest whiner on the mud, due to the fact he single handedly described how many steps it would take to get a communicator to say something IC. Also a huge racist.

(OOC) Lurtz: LotR was meant to give Anglo Saxons a more clearly defined ethnic past.

by Giraldus Van D'evic December 10, 2008

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