A luoser is someone who is a narcissist as well as a bit of a dropkick. He has a lot of demons and often grunts weirdly. He also refers to himself as "King Kevin" or "Mr. Sexy". He constantly says restarted things and can cause people to suffer from cringe. He believes he is the alpha male and tells off any statement that differs from his opinion. He is also obsessed with rats and girls from SGGs and Hornsby. He has a sweet tooth for ice cream but never eats it for meals. He is also a chikoko dweller. If you find yourself near a chikoko, watch out for him. He will scar you for life.

the act of texting people while you are pooping