A luoser is someone who is a narcissist as well as a bit of a dropkick. He has a lot of demons and often grunts weirdly. He also refers to himself as "King Kevin" or "Mr. Sexy". He constantly says restarted things and can cause people to suffer from cringe. He believes he is the alpha male and tells off any statement that differs from his opinion. He is also obsessed with rats and girls from SGGs and Hornsby. He has a sweet tooth for ice cream but never eats it for meals. He is also a chikoko dweller. If you find yourself near a chikoko, watch out for him. He will scar you for life.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.