Luno is an amazing person, that Kehi kafraha's so much. He's always there when you need him, tall, black hair, and a lovable teddy bear.
I kafraha my Luno
by Kehi July 17, 2011
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
Acronym for "Lesbian Until the Nineties were Over," describing a woman who pursued same-sex sexual experimentation in the freewheeling 1990s, then gave it up.
"Wait, what do you mean Lisa dated Katie in college? I didn't know she was gay." "She's not. She was just a LUNO."
by dyketyke March 26, 2014
Luno is a mythological male gay deity created and used by the gay male community as an orchestrator of all things sexual. Luno can be be both fortuitous bringing about exciting sexual experiences, but can also be a trickster and enabler of loose sexual temptations and desires that one may regret later. Luno evokes virility, temptation and a loss of inhibitions in gay men - especially during the week preceding a full moon.
The nomenclature of Luno is a masculinisation of the latin feminine word for moon 'luna'. Just as the moon controls the tides and women's fertility cycle - Luno controls the sexual ebbs and flows of gay male sexuality.
The nomenclature of Luno is a masculinisation of the latin feminine word for moon 'luna'. Just as the moon controls the tides and women's fertility cycle - Luno controls the sexual ebbs and flows of gay male sexuality.
"Shit, I was so thirsty last night, Luno must be out in full force."
"I fucked the hottest guy last night, thanks Luno!"
"Omfg, I was so horny last weekend I got loose and fucked that basic gogo dancer at the club - Luno must be up to his old tricks."
"Dear Luno, please give me all the good gay dick for my EuroTrip this year."
"I fucked the hottest guy last night, thanks Luno!"
"Omfg, I was so horny last weekend I got loose and fucked that basic gogo dancer at the club - Luno must be up to his old tricks."
"Dear Luno, please give me all the good gay dick for my EuroTrip this year."
by ZackMasters December 29, 2019
by oDuezy October 21, 2018
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

