When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

a funny insult to say to lesbians :).

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.