A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.
Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!
by Warning Guy May 19, 2021
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Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?

Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them
by The Evergreen tree March 18, 2017
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When you sh#t yourself
Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden
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Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden
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when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain
by thechilde March 12, 2008
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when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."
by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019
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