Urban Dictionary: Lumpy's

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven March 06, 2016

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Lumpy Doo

A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.

Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!

by Warning Guy May 19, 2021

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Lumpy Evergreens

Code name for Marijuana/Cannabis

Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?

Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them

by The Evergreen tree March 18, 2017

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Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 09, 2020

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Lumpy Fart

When you shit yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 09, 2020

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lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde March 12, 2008

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lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

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