Also known as potato salad.

To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>

A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,

Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.

prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.

said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'

Shit gravy that your friend made and poured on her shitty mash potato and sweed, and also opens up a can of soup and grates cheese and puts butter in the soup and eats it cold, then finally she gets decimated by Prison warden BIG BOI BILL and his massive cannon while contemplating whether your accident was your fault and if you require compensation

1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.

Lumpi is the sweetest cat in the whole universe. He is a very handsome red cat.

-A hill that goes up and down
- Or a unusual head shape in a human being