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To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>

A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,

Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.

prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
by cockrippedofbyajewishmerchant February 03, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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