A person who is lazy and looks flabby, possibly a pedophile. A lumpis has a feminine voice and a comb over for hair. If you see someone that looks like a lumpis turn around quickly!

the act of texting people while you are pooping

A pro gamer that gets all the girls. He has a big pp and is super hot.

Cute beings, generally of the male sex. They love to make music and dance the macarena. Their favourite foods include smoked oysters, kraft dinner and peanut butter. Although, they’re not generally very cuddly creatures, their sense of humour makes them great adventure partners.

Lumpi is the sweetest cat in the whole universe. He is a very handsome red cat.