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A large, dimwitted, lumbering oaf of a person with lacking tact, intellectual prowess, and manual dexterity. As such, this half-human-half-baboon creature is unable to get out of it's own way.
by SuperMaing May 07, 2010
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Derives from Scots dialect: A lummox is a large, gangly, lanky and useless waste of space. A poor excuse for a human being
by Professor Murray J Smith March 15, 2004
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You big Lummox!
John couldn't put a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle together, he's a right Lummox!
You Lummox, why didn't you look before you crossed the road?
John couldn't put a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle together, he's a right Lummox!
You Lummox, why didn't you look before you crossed the road?
by Red October October 01, 2004
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Mrs Tweedy: It's a pie machine you idiot. Chickens go in; Pies come out
Mr Tweedy: ooh, What kind of pies?
Mrs Tweedy: Apple.
Mr Tweedy: My favourite!
Mrs Tweedy: Chicken Pies! You great lummox.
Mr Tweedy: ooh, What kind of pies?
Mrs Tweedy: Apple.
Mr Tweedy: My favourite!
Mrs Tweedy: Chicken Pies! You great lummox.
by Aardmanfan October 25, 2013
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Verb-
1. I'm going to go back home and just lummox.
2. I've been lummoxing all day.
Noun-
1. Get up and stop being such a lummox.
1. I'm going to go back home and just lummox.
2. I've been lummoxing all day.
Noun-
1. Get up and stop being such a lummox.
by ThatPaulAllen March 23, 2011