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A lummer is someone who tells a million jokes, none of which are funny
Aiden: Yo mamma's so fat, she makes fat people look skinny!
Alex: you're such a lummer
by Superdriftking13 February 23, 2017
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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The offspring of a limo and a hummer.... otherwise the best thing ever to show up anywere
Its one of those limo hummers.... NO its a lummer BITCH
by majix johnsonz December 04, 2006
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A pejorative: Lummer lümmer A bad boy or naughty boy
(Used in Germany for roast loin, sirloin) so I’m guessing ‘meaty’ loins
lummerland is code for clandestine creepy pædo destination.
by TreetopVa January 06, 2021
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