A person that loves older men who teach physics. Also is very socially awkward and likes to swallow gum when spoken to by a teacher

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A lesbian who loves older mean (helps if they teach physics). Other hobbies include: being socially awkward, swallowing gum etc