The belief that your aptitude and ‘correct-ness’ is determined by your decibel, and blame never goes onto the self, always to others.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A religion centered around worshipping big penises which is mostly practiced in south-east asia. It predicts a coming of Ludi, a man with an enormous cock.