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The "Lucy jones" is the act of smearing faeces on ones chest whilst masturbating with a bubble wand.
"Holy shit that bitch stacy is wild! She did the lucy jones last night. Still got stains on my sheets"
by Cabbagefucker85 January 24, 2020
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Lucy is the type of girl that is hot but says she is ugly funnyish has really good friends and is a flirt on occasion. She can be intelligent when it's the right subject and is going to end up being the love of your life whether u realize it or not. You will probably meet " lucy jones " in middle school and high school. Boys hold on to her 4 as long as u can.
Damn look at lucy jones
Wish lucy jones was single
I'm falling for lucy jones
Your lucky u have lucy jones hold on to her
Wish lucy jones was single
I'm falling for lucy jones
Your lucky u have lucy jones hold on to her
by Thiccckkkkass November 08, 2017
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lucy jones is that one girl that everyone wants to be because she is so cool and has the fattest, juiciest most voluptuous ass ever. she’s so pretty and funny and kind and smart and cool. if you know someone called lucy jones and don’t like her you’re just jealous of how nice she is and how everyone loves her.
look it’s lucy jones she’s so cool i wish i was her, she inspires me to get up in the morning, she’s such an amazing person.
by delilah mchugh September 14, 2020