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Lower Dauphin high school is one of the worst schools in the state of Pennslyvania. Not only are the teachers shitty, but the students are complete dipshits who lack knowledge because their too busy getting high in the damn bathroom. Bullying is very common there and the boys are fuck boys and idiots. The girls are just a bunch of stuck up sluts and the teachers can’t keep their hands off them. Lower Dauphin also has a Nickname of Slower Dauphin. Lately their sports teams haven’t been the best but that’s probably because students rather be out getting high then practicing.
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Lower Dauphin High School (LD) is one of the worst schools in the United States located in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania. Many students refer to LD as Slower Dauphin. Mostly white kids who are wiggers populate the school district as well as Ugly Sluts/Whores, Idiots and Trailer Trash. Some Principals at LD can not read English or any other language, the teachers often lose your work and the students are generally assholes. A group of people who hate LD made a group on Facebook, "LD, I rape the future" and some pictures that have the slogan "Lower Dauphin High School, Where your dreams go to die" have shown up around the internet. In spring of 2009 a teachers kid was caught snorting Adderall in one of the bathrooms. Many of the students at LD who do drugs get caught, The smart ones usually do not get caught. Drugs usually are the only thing that makes LD less of a nightmare. The food served at LD is usually low grade meat, pesticide saturated vegetables and greasy cookies. Most food items are under cooked. This asbestosis filled building is not a suitable learning environment and is truly not a place any parent should have to send their kids.
"Do you go to Lower Dauphin High School?"

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