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An individual who is the lowest man on the totem pole at his job and often is requested to do manual labor.
A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.
A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.
Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”
Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.
Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.
Sir: “Where’s low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?
Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..
Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.
Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..
Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.
Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
by Motha Fuckin Low March 17, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020