1. The act of tailgating WAYYYYY too close to the car in front of you

2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car

A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending

verb. the art of seducing ones partner whilst showering before work on a Tuesday. antonym - business shower.

mcdonald's new slogan. actually, according to maddox, who brought us the best page in the universe, defines it as an anagram. If you get rid of contractions, the letters in 'I am loving it' can be rearranged to form the truth 'ailing vomit'

a phrase used by McDonalds to unsuspectedly lure people into a fast food world of fake meat, dirty restrooms, and public farting.

Something that a tissue gives you.

The new MacDonalds slogan was shortened from its original form when test audiences did not respond well to "I'm lovin' it right now but I know that in half an hour or so I am going to have to evacuate my bowels whether I can find a public washroom or not." Lucky the second part of the slogan is still very much implied.

Good sex after a length of period of not seeing your significant other