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by Matt Pat December 30, 2004
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
2
Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!
by SlopNChop April 26, 2017
5
love muscle means your heart
it does not mean penis,
reason one, it is not a muscle (blood is pumped into it when you get a hard on)
reason two, when a person means love people generally say it comes from the heart (or thats where the term comes from "oh i love you with all of my heart")
there is a song on american pie called "love muscle" it is about emotions and feeling not about cock/sex
seriously it is not penis.
it does not mean penis,
reason one, it is not a muscle (blood is pumped into it when you get a hard on)
reason two, when a person means love people generally say it comes from the heart (or thats where the term comes from "oh i love you with all of my heart")
there is a song on american pie called "love muscle" it is about emotions and feeling not about cock/sex
seriously it is not penis.
mark; laura dumped me
tom; to bad dude, you looked great together
mark; yeah true, ...... my love muscle hurts
or
person; i love you with all my love muscle
tom; to bad dude, you looked great together
mark; yeah true, ...... my love muscle hurts
or
person; i love you with all my love muscle
by moooooooooooooooooooooooooose December 01, 2010