A compound word referring to the male genetelia.

Often found in dark, damp, and overgrown holes where the sun don't shine.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A love mushroom is when you repeatedly slap your partner in the face with your penis on exactly the same spot so that they have the red outline of your erect penis on their face.