a strong independent woman who is also the sarcasm queen

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

She is a strong, independent, beautiful woman, who is one of the most humble and kind person you will ever meet. She takes charge when she needs too. She also would make an amazing mother. Great Chef, Hardworker, Amazing Mother. What else could you ask for in a person?

Lourdes is usually a very cute girl. All men are attracted to her. She make's them do a triple take. Or even more. She known to blow your mind. She has a nice body. Her best feature is her ass. She's the most sexiest girl you'd ever meet in your entire life. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars. Will make you laugh with her wonderful humor. Not cocky at all. She's a perfect girl/woman.

The coolest person in the entire world. You'd kill to become one of her friends.

Lourdes is a short girl who has beautiful long hair. Lourdes has the most beautiful eyes ever. Like her eyes are the color of carmel. Lourdes does not care what people have to say about her. Lourdes is very caring and will stand up for her friends. Lourdes is a daddy. Like everyone needs to call her that. She is such a great friend. She also is VERY dirty minded and has a good sense of humor.

The most fertile and the most motherly;extremely intelligent due to experiences as a mother.....
usually the most beautiful of all women,