A small town in the foothills of the Smokey Mountains in which no one knows of unless you live there. The most common thing to do in said small town is to leave via interstate.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A small town in East Tennessee that has the greatest football team in high school.

A sexual act named after its founder - A Loudon is the process of taking a larger than average anal deposit (shit of the highest calibre) put it in the freezer overnight then use in a similar capacity to that of a dildo (or if you have a motor to handy a vibrator), it can be also used as a term to describe when things go awry

Loudon
Denotes a person that has strong sexual feelings towards clergymen, particularly the pope.

Most commonly a supporter of Glasgow Celtic F.C.

A dirty little taig that loves potatoes and steals clothes from the washing lines of more fortunate people.