1. All-you-can-eat fried food extravaganza (at Messiah College) with a few popular staples. Namely, Falcon-Fil-A, Chicken Cordon Bleu, and popcorn chicken. Oh, and if you don’t like fried chicken, you’re in luck. We have fried fish that tastes just like it.

2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.

3. The Community Cafeteria.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.