by kkdude_163x February 13, 2019
While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 March 26, 2016
replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!
dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
by tulshead January 11, 2012
by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019
The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.
by hibbityjibbity March 05, 2020
Person 1: "Ah man, I just pulled a one-hand lotion"
Person 2: "I'm your mother, I didn't need to know that"
Person 2: "I'm your mother, I didn't need to know that"
by restarttimes December 22, 2019
When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018