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To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.
John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her
by FAMZINHO March 29, 2016
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
by hot sauce March 11, 2004
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What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK
Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION
by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004
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a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!
by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004
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Its lotion the fuck
Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck
by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020
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