A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.

He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.