Damon drummed his fingers impatiently while his girlfriend talked about her dying grandmother. He couldn't wait for her to finish, so he could talk about how huge his glutes had become. Because he had Los Angelitis, all he could hear was his own voice.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow