(n.) The wannabe Los Angeles Lakers. They try to be Los Angeles' basketball team, but they can never past the second round of the playoffs.
Los Angeles Lakers: 16 Champions Woo!
Los Angeles Clippers: 0 Champions Woo!
by KyuubiTamer March 07, 2017
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shitty basketball team; used to be in San Diego; only 4 playoff berths in about 30 year history of franchise; never resign any good free agents; no playoff berths since '96; they suck ass
by 000 October 20, 2003
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They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.

FUK THE CLIPPERS

Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass
just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE
by GOAAAN December 08, 2010
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NBA team that is quickly rising,they have a deadly backcourt in Sam Cassell,Cuttino Mobley and dominate the paint with Elton Brand and the hairiest center in the league,Chris Kaman

currently 5th in the western conference,keep on believin,Clipp fans!
the los angeles clippers were taken as a joke by everyone in the past,but everyone is scared shitless of them now
by tha truth teller March 12, 2006
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An amazing team run by the brilliance of veteran point guard RICK BRUNSON, rookie PG Shaun livingston, and featuring an array of talented players. WILL MAKE THE NBA PLAYOFFS IN 2006!
They have great talent!
by Mac Fairbairn June 06, 2005
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da future nba champs theyre so crazily good jus wait in few years all their players r young and hav much to improve and once they do theyll dominate the nba
los angeles clippers wouldve been in da playoff spot(2004-2005) if their players never got injured
Phenomenal
TRUST!!
by josh choi March 24, 2005
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The biggest joke of the NBA. They signed Kawhi Leonard and PG13 and blew a 3-1 lead to the denver nuggets and blowing 4 10+ point leads in a row. They have dirty players and no talent. Now Doc Rivers is gonna get fired and the Clippers will never make it past the second round. Playoff P is the biggest choker in the game.
Hey do you think the Los Angeles Clippers will win a title soon?

Nah, they're the biggest chokers in the league.
by sportfanatic9 September 15, 2020
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