Urban Dictionary: Lortex Security

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"hey john, lets join LS (Lortex Security)"
"hell no, I ain't gay"

by feelsgudmum April 19, 2018

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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.

by TBea April 22, 2008

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Lortex Security

If you say your friends are in this group everybody they know is insta gay.

Dave - Ha I bet your in Lortex Security.
Darrel - *Darrel And His Family Die Of Gayness*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 03, 2018

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