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This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.
Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!
by Zeke1 September 04, 2006
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shortnd way of saying "see you later" or "good bye"



1 It was nice partying with you but I'm going to the bar, Lort!

2 That dude just lorted.

3 Im lorting soon.

can also be used in the phrase "see you LORT!"
by J BLZA August 08, 2007
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When you see or hear something so funny, that laugh and snort at the same time.
Her: You so funny.

Him: I can tell cuz u just laughed and snorted at the samn damn time. U lorted.
by RaphDaGwapMan July 29, 2018
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An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media.
or
Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture.
This word has become more popular since after 9/11.
by Ron June 06, 2003
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A left on right turn.

Ever have something good going and it all goes sideways? That's a Lort.
Person 1: "Did you ever finish reading that book I gave you?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It was pretty good up until it took a Lort and killed off the main character."
Person 1: "I thought you liked plot twists?!"
by KittenComet4KittenComet September 02, 2018
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Leather shorts — warning: may lead to chafing.
There’s a slight chill in the air — I think I need to wear my lorts instead of my jorts.
by CD330 May 26, 2018
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