a gay name for something that should be called a truck. always said in heavy british accent.

A Nissan Laurel.

Taking a giant shit, dropping a mighty deuce, dropping off a van full of kids at the pool, taking every past/present/future Brown to the super bowl

v. the act of beating the fuck out of one of your best friends because you are drunk and he is in love with you. Refers to a particularly severe beating. Has been shortened to mean beating the fuck out of someone who is mearly an acquaintance or beating the fuck out of someone in a situation where it would be wholly unexpected or inappropriate,

Fine Ass melanin Beauty.

A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.

A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.