The act of sneaking up on another friend who has bent over in the shower and sticking a digit into the anus. Then using it to draw a large fecal "L" on his/her backside.

Baller status, professional among all standards, means business, and doesn't dick around. Often considered a divine interventionist. One of these only comes once an aeon (1,000,000,000 years).

NOT a ghetto! It is a place that is near Oakland but dose not mean it is Oakland! You can NOT hear gun shots at night either. It has 3 high schools, 2 middle schools, 1 catholic school and 5 public elementary schools. It is very small and his home to around 2,500 people. There is no mayor and is part of the Alameda County Department. It is in the 510 area but that dose not mean the residents walk around with there pants at their ankles with guns in their pockets. It is a well kept city.

Half a cup of blackberry Wild Vines. A quarter-and a half cup Jaegermester. Top of with some premium original flavored Nyquil.
-garnish with skelaxin muscle relaxer(or Skelator as we call them)

Wicked dismal New Gothmo style

The fattest italian that you will ever meet. He is straight up round. A few fun facts about him:
-He can't be trusted to fly or drive anything. Put him behind the wheel and you'll be sorry.
-He has a hard time being healthy. He dies a lot in video games and eats a lot of pizza.
-He will never get tired of pizza. He has been known to eat only pizza for weeks in a row.
-He's fat, and I mean really fat.
He isn't a virgin miraculously.

1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.

3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.

1.) Puking in the hallway after taking two shots and missing the trashcan, leaving the smell behind to linger for weeks.

2.) Being a complete dick.

3.) Using the lightning in Mario Kart 64 right before another player goes off the Wario Stadium jump.