lorenzo is that badass mothafucka who lives one house away from you who was #101 on the global rankings board in pokemon last season who has a sexy ass truck and can helicopter dick like a pro.
lorenzo is awsome
by wanye_kest March 02, 2015
by aysondw November 14, 2018
A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"
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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"
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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
by BlacknightJB4 December 13, 2010
a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.
by wattpadlover January 13, 2021
by dfss December 05, 2018
Lorenzo Afable is a famous viner who randomly FaceTimes his fans. Usually of opposite gender and like video games.
Woah, Lorenzo Afable FaceTimed me last night!
by ElizaBURGER October 03, 2018
Lorenzo treebusher is a nick name used and a uesernam on most social Media and has a YouTube channel
by Lorenzo treebusher March 16, 2017