Greatest person on Earth. Not Lauren, tho. Loren. Her name spelling is just as unique and amazing as the actual person. She is the nerdiest, sweetest, Hufflepuffiest, most amazing girl you will ever meet, EVER. She has slight obsessions with Harry Potter, Chris Colfer, Glee, Darren Criss, A Very Potter Musical, vloggers and all that is nerdy, but that makes her a million times more totally awesome. She is the biggest Christian evar, and loves equality for everyone. She's smart and has a heart made of butterflies and pure sweetness. She is amazing and the best friend ever. If you get a chance to meet her, your mind will be blown and the world will proceed to implode then explode. She's full of happies and smiles and she has the ability to make everyone around her smile. She's just amazing. She deserves hugs and she's never allowed to frown. Everyone is in love with Loren. Loren is Loren, which makes her the coolest bitch on Earth, God dammit!
by Nerd_Girl_Loves_Interwebz_Fran September 05, 2011
by Broooooooo im hgih March 20, 2019
by Jared December 13, 2004
The love of my life.
Someone that always thinks they are bad at things when they are really AMAZZZZING at everything they do.
Someone that always thinks they are bad at things when they are really AMAZZZZING at everything they do.
Loren: OMGWTFBBQ I'm such a *****!!!
Mindle: No you're not... and I <3 you
Loren: How sweet
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One week later:
Mindle: I <3 you
Loren: WTF stop being a Mateo
Mindle: No you're not... and I <3 you
Loren: How sweet
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One week later:
Mindle: I <3 you
Loren: WTF stop being a Mateo
by Mindle November 11, 2005
by beatrice April 28, 2004
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

