a phrase that will result in the loss of all your friends

a) a person literally obsessed with, and dedicated to investigating, sometimes as a job, conspiracy theories
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances

An insult used to describe someone who is a failure/annoyance/idiot or less commonly someone who is actually fat.

1. Sex advice shared verbally and handed down as truth. Usually spread by virginal 14 year old boys that wish to appear more sexually savvy than they actually are. This advice is not only ridiculous, but can often be dangerous.

2. Bragging about sexual exploits while talking to other men in order to foster an image of being a sexual tyrannosaurus. It is commonly accepted as being utter bullshit by the other people listening.

A variant of lurk more, it means the same.

Weird and likes to make fun of people. Denies that she is mean.

A lite version of code-switching that takes place within the same language, but changes the tone of one's inner dialogue or speaking or writing style to temporarily correlate with environmental factors such as the voice of narration in a book, watching television shows in a slightly different dialect, or being in a different setting which changes the grade level of word choice such as attending college or joining the Marines. Coined by Vinnford Sansbury in the book Vaults of Lore - Agicalia Volume One: Magic's End