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Loredana is a gorgeous person who tends to be short but sexy. Takes care of herself and has a good eye for fashion. Good at telling jokes and always has a positive attitude.
Random: its raining. today is gonna reek.
Loredana: but you need the rain to see a rainbow.
by Different by Nature June 11, 2009
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Latin Root name of Laura. Julius Ceasar wore this on his head as a crown which remared his power on the Roman Empire.
We commonly know this to be Laural bay leaves which are used in cooking, spells and herbal remedies. The most remakable contribution it has to offer is sentimental influence, evenuating in death from the cause of betrayal, meaning don't wave this stuff infront of potenial enemies because it's them gaining the power from this sweet smelling herb, not you. Bad choice of crown, Hail Ceasar!!!
In Empire times, they would burn Loredana over the city square to promote wellbeing and strength in the people of Rome. This practise evenually lead the people of Rome to be Slaugthered and then the end of the strongest empire, that was distroyed in one day. The Roman empire reigned for 1200 years.
by Loredana Malacarne April 06, 2006
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She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.
Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids
by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019
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