Long haired sexy slacker

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.