A dumb Polack who loves to touch Noe Marricone
Man, Loranger sure is up Noe's ass today.
by bob April 11, 2005
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1) To suck completely
2) To be the worst at the most categories as compared to others. i.e. being the ugliest, stupidest, and smelling the worst all at the same time. Only one thing can be lorange in any given situation, as there is no lesser degree of lorange. Lorange is the absolute worst.
3) The complete opposite of steez.
"Look at that guy over there, trying to pick up those girls. He's way too ugly and dressed way too poorly to get her", Jim casually said to John. "Yea," replied John, "that guy's so lorange."
by T-Platinum August 05, 2005
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The absolute worst in any catagory, of any person, place or thing at any given time.
The opposite of steez
You lose your job, your girlfriend dumps you, you get food poisoning, lose your liscense, snap your deck, your speakers blow out, you run out of toothpaste, you stub your toe, and its too hot, you're lorange.
by richarddubs August 05, 2005
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An orange that looks like a lemon, or a cross between a lemon and an orange.
We finally have a word that rhymes with orange--lorange!!

I found a lorange in my bag of oranges.
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a man's penis with pubic hair that extends all the way to the head of the penis. (if circumsized) or all the way to the tip. (not circumsized)
kris has the sickest lorange ive ever snuck a peak of....
by Spreenug October 17, 2005
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Lorang er en staut kar uten pikk. Loranger eier ikke selvironi og skryter alltid av sin lille dreper. Du finner han i mosen.
Holy shit, its cold and I'm like a Lorang
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